Woofzies

Well Woof ! Top of the morning to y'all. I'm Tro and I don't really talk. But I thought I could just boop into your day and share watta good boy I am. My strengths are loud barks and gobbling treatos. My hooman says am the poster boy for bliss and joy.

Well that's me playing after breakky. I like that photo of me. I am shining in it. I was seriously working on tearing open my ropey toy when hooman said,"wow tro, look here !". I thought, why not. They wanna click my pictures all the time. I trade them for pets. You pet me twice, u got one picture. You pet me and let me lick you, I'll smile in the picture. You pet, lemme lick and massage my paws as well, I might jump into your lap and pose like a flower. Now, throw in a steak and well, you get the drift :D

Now now, I know you don't get to wake up every morning and jump around the house like I do.

Nor do you shine on the sofa but well, we gotta agree am special. I get a real sense of that when am casually walking and all the little hoomans run to me for hugs. Some really tall hoomans aren't very playful, but that's when I use my magic, the mystical - puppy dog eyes. The tall hoomans melt right there and that's when I nudge my green ball into their hands. Sneaky eh ? it works every single time ! They get to be more playful, I get to run for my ball. My 5 seconds of fame.

Because you are getting to know me, you should know there are 2 things I hate. Leash and Doc. They give me jitters. They are an abomination of my woof life. I chew up all my collars and wish I could do that to my Doc too. But I let him be. That old thing has many milky treats. Anyone with treatos or toys should be spared. T'was the guiding light of my life.

Anyhoo, the less we talk about these evil things the better.

What's my favourite toy ? I'm sooo glad you asked. Its Dino ! He has a long tail and neck. He doesn't shine but he has blue eyes and he is half as tall as me. He is my night pillow as well as my punching bag. He never says a word but loves me a lot.

He not only makes me feel better but also when my hooman's upset, I lend him for a bit. And he makes them smile big time. But I take him right back after they sleep.

Dino's mine.

Dino's the best !

Well, snack time. So I'll leave you here. But keep coming back so I can share more woofzies with you. I know you will (**puppy dog eyes**). Byeeeee (**Wagging tail**).